After a particularly bad lunch, I came up with this take on the HSA's terror alert levels. Feel free to post them as you like. Tell the world how you're feeling today... using terrible comedians.
I hate to say it, but today rates a full red alert. I'm stressed to the limit. It's as though Carrot Top himself is gadding about on top of my head with his godawful props while I have to sit here reticently.
I'm a graphic designer who should've been a writer. One of my great talents is that I can write at great length about how I'm not writing. I'm hoping to change that. Or at least whine about it in a halfway entertaining way.
A grumpy literary criticism professor once scribbled "You have atrocious gramma" on a paper of mine, and I've since used that as my rallying cry for this ridiculous thing called life.
Dude, you desperately need some Steve Hofstetter in your life. He IS the cure for the Cable Guy.
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